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Tywins all like,

“hey tyrion site down lets talk”

and tyrions all liek “k but wat is cersei doin here”

and cerseis all like

so obvs tyrion knowes sumthin is wrong hear

so he sites down and tywins all like,

“tyrion u lil shite ur marryin sansa no ifs ands or butts (except lots of butts this is Game of Thrones)”

basically lannisters get energy from stark tears u see and sansas the last stark they can harvest tears from so u see the predicament if she marriez lora$ u cant have a happy stark 

and naturelly tyrions like

“y u no be cool dad 4 once srsly”

and cersei meanwhale is like

“ahahaha fak u tyrion u suck”

but tywin aint done he’s just sittin there like

“cersei pls”

and then eventully hes like 

“guess wat cersei ur getting married too hahah to lora$ bcuz i h8 u also cuz it will benefit me so get poppin out more babiez lissen i hate all my children equally”

and cersei shes pissed like

^ x1000000000000000000000

and tyrion is still just

cuz his dad is a dick u kno