face-down-asgard-up: fishnetsandmalice: zikau: THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO STRESSED OUT.
blow-j-simpson: I made these colorful pieces of shit because they’re inspirational.
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cmrboi asked: lets talk then but not talk about chips haha. i love ur bioshock design, think i may grab a shirt :)
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Me: Hi guys you should talk to me :)
Tumblr Famous Person: I like chips
Follower 1: OMG WHAT KIND OF CHIPS
Follower 2: I LIKE CHIPS TOO
Follower 3: OH MY GOD YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL HAVE MY CHIPS
What if the third task of the Triwizard Tournament was to assemble the Shrine of the Silver Monkey And when it was fully assembled, that’s when it becomes a portkey to the graveyard nobody would have died Voldemort would have never risen again
gothamism: heyitspj: Do you ever love someone so much but like platonically as in you don’t want to be romantic with them but you just want them to always be happy and to make them soup and hug them and cuddle them and kiss them and just make sure nothing bad happens to them ever because there should be a name for that no I think that’s called “Friend-Zoning” with a side...
ghostkid: welcome to the jungle we got trees and rain we got everything you want mostly trees and rain
kerriheartsyou: cusyohancesaidso: Dear the 1950’s, pleeeeeaaaaaseeeee come back! You are the age of great music, cars, and values. The women were more appealing then too and had more self respect. So please hear my cries and come back!
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
peenprincess: how do people do their nails without making them look fucking retarded
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Anonymous asked: hi, Ms McGani?I recently ordered some tees and after only two washings the kittehs are peeling! what do i do???
the-power-of-potter asked: I love what you wrote on my Draco post; I definitely agree that those questionably moral characters are the most interesting, and I don't think Malfoy is evil at all. But a lot of my feelings towards him didn't change too much, not even as I felt badly for him at the end. XD That's just me, but you had some really great points-- love, one of the biggest themes in the books, saved...
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the-power-of-potter: I don’t know why people think what Draco Malfoy did in Malfoy Manor (not exposing Harry immediately, and basically not fighting back), was selfless and made Draco a “good” guy at the end. To me, it didn’t seem that way at all. The only reason he wasn’t as enthusiastic and willing to expose the… The wonderful thing about this fandom is that even after all the events have...
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
from-james-to-lily: not-so-chosen-one: Did anyone notice how the Harry Potter books never, not once, ever had the movie posters slapped onto their covers with the words “Now a major motion picture!” on them? I find that to be pretty cool. i love this i love this so much
tahnos-guyliner: professorfreedom: Harry Potter and the American Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Freedom Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Britain Harry Potter and the Goblet of Freedom Harry Potter and the Order of the Eagle Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Patriot Harry Potter and the Deathly Americans “You’re American Harry.”
uncagethemonster: consulting-assbutt-with-a-box: whitefolk: melpeezy: wat do canadians give thanks for being so close to america I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of our gays getting married Ouch.
vvolare: I just heard a loud boom outside my house the americans are awake
talesofacollegenothing: I searched google for ‘most american picture ever’ Amurica