A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
“The problem isn’t that you don’t want to serve God. Most of you do want to serve God. That’s not the problem. The problem is that you want to serve God…and your girlfriends, and yourselves, and your parents, and your pride, and your grades, and your jobs. How can you serve your God if you’re also serving everything else?”—Pastor Gordon Huang, What is Worship? (via risingofthesun)
Yeah, how dare you serve things in your life that are actually important and exist?? Shame.
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy