me writing smut

Me: Cock...................

Me: ... er spaniel. sweet jesus I can't do this






pearlgrl:

honorarytenenbaum:

queenelsaofarendelleofficial:

allabitofablur:

I’m impressed by Penny’s argument

can the show just be the three of them

the show should be just the three of them

I honestly think the show with these three would be amazing

They’re the only good characters on the show at this point, seriously



zany-xander-shirts:

"Single and ready to flamingle.”

zany-xander-shirts:

"Single and ready to flamingle.”




Faith’s grand entrance



"These forces are not something that one plays around with, Willow."

"Are you mad at me?"

"No, of course not. If I were, I would be making a strange clucking sound with my tongue."



kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house




space-sass:

the-bookshelf-at-the-end:

When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.

thank you so much for putting it into words








culture-language-myth-and-law:

friarpark:

kristrauma:

sigfodr:

What if the Starks didn’t make stupid decisions? x

“Okay, I won’t trust you then”

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

this is unacceptable

Common sense is coming.



eggsus:

officialpollen:

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.



mcgani:

Harry Potter — The only fandom that ends three times, and nobody ever gets used to it and it always hurts.



slayerettespodcast:

Soooo we have been concocting some ideas for stuff, thangs, and shenanigans. WE ARE GONNA TABLE AT AWESOMECON 2015!!!!!!!!!! We hate hate hate in any way shape or form asking for money, but we hope that y’all will think this is worth it! We are offering some kickin’ rad incentives, like some of Amy’s AMAZING art and Slayerettes t-shirts. ANYWAY, we’d appreciate ANY donation amount, but like, you know, only if you wanna donate, or not, that’s kewl too! THANKS GUYZ WE LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!
-Amy & Emmy
CLICK HERE TO DONATE!

slayerettespodcast:

Soooo we have been concocting some ideas for stuff, thangs, and shenanigans. WE ARE GONNA TABLE AT AWESOMECON 2015!!!!!!!!!! We hate hate hate in any way shape or form asking for money, but we hope that y’all will think this is worth it! We are offering some kickin’ rad incentives, like some of Amy’s AMAZING art and Slayerettes t-shirts. ANYWAY, we’d appreciate ANY donation amount, but like, you know, only if you wanna donate, or not, that’s kewl too! THANKS GUYZ WE LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!

-Amy & Emmy

CLICK HERE TO DONATE!




femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog





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