vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs



slayboybunny:

its embarrassing being a happy crier. also an angry crier. definitely a sad crier too. actually you know what im pretty much just always crying 



diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results




hey-rogby:

worship her



thecatphomet:

DANIELLE I FOUND THIS AND I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING

thecatphomet:

DANIELLE I FOUND THIS AND I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING




If you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism.


— (via arabshawty)



generally:

im fuckin dying 

generally:

im fuckin dying 







Boyfriend and I are in love with Rick & Morty.





My pumpkin this year

My pumpkin this year




lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child



alrightevans:

JK Rowling has so much power over me she tweets one thing and suddenly this is my night 

image

me too!!



thegloryofbooks:

Anyone here trying to solve the riddle JK Rowling posted on Twitter? I want to share ideas 

I’m working on it! The words “New York” AND “Newt Scamander” can be gleaned from it, and I’ve gotten close to certain variations involving the words “Monsters” or “Animals”, but still end up with garbage letters at the end. PLEASE LET ME KNOW YOUR FINDINGS, PEOPLE!!

I will update with progress, and/or if I find anyone who has figured stuff out!




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